Five More SWPS

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125. I love Volleyball team parties. They always spike the punch.

126. I tried to write a story in the style of Samuel Clemens. It was a real Twain wreck.

127. My boss has great eyesight so I do everything under his super vision.

128. Skipping the gym because you sweat too much is a pore excuse.

129. When the king ordered his daughter to have dinner with the visiting prince, she couldn’t refuse such a mandate.

130. Thomas: “Your sheep can easily escape.” 
Michael: “so I herd.”

 

Com-pun-ies

I’ve done presidential puns, state puns and European country capitals puns. It is time for company puns. Each sentence below contains the phonetic sound of a popular company. Can you find the company name from the sentence? Here are ten. Answers are way below…

1. I always brush my teeth and put my pajamas on before going to bed.
2. Trump as president would be cataclysmic. Donald’s not suited to lead a country.
3. If you believed me when I said my favorite pasta sauce is Ragu, gullibility must be your middle name.
4. Even when his back was up against a wall, Martin Luther King never gave up on his dream.
5. I take a fish oil pill daily, so knee joint pain wont be a problem when I jog.
6. The vendor decided to revoke swag and other promotional items at the big sales convention this year.
7. Jenna wanted to marry Otto Von Helberg, the German shopkeeper, but her father was against it.
8. The actors in this play are so mellow. I love watching such a calm cast perform.
9. I own lots of black birds, and my crows often are mistaken for ravens.
10. Your daughter has a dental checkup today, and it’s almost time. Warn her in case she forgot.

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1. Amazon
2. McDonalds
3. Google
4. Wal-Mart
5. Sony
6. Volkswagen
7. Marriott
8. Comcast
9. Microsoft
10. Time Warner inc.