SWPS continued

116. Whenever I change a lightbulb on the ceiling I always screw it up.

117. Snipers are dangerous at happy hour because they drink beer and take shots.

118. I used to love studying the multiplication tables back in elementary school. Those were good times.

119. After three failed attempts to hang the picture on the wall, I finally nailed it.

120. The man had done nothing substantial in his life. In fact, being born was his only crowning achievement.

121. Oh, cloud of tiny water droplets in the air, I wish you were still around. You are mist.

122. The lazy girl was the best paper snowflake maker in the class because she was great at cutting corners.

123. The school for racecar drivers offers only crash courses.

124. I am looking to go out with someone truthful and straightforward, but there aren’t many candid dates.