SWPS continued

116. Whenever I change a lightbulb on the ceiling I always screw it up.

117. Snipers are dangerous at happy hour because they drink beer and take shots.

118. I used to love studying the multiplication tables back in elementary school. Those were good times.

119. After three failed attempts to hang the picture on the wall, I finally nailed it.

120. The man had done nothing substantial in his life. In fact, being born was his only crowning achievement.

121. Oh, cloud of tiny water droplets in the air, I wish you were still around. You are mist.

122. The lazy girl was the best paper snowflake maker in the class because she was great at cutting corners.

123. The school for racecar drivers offers only crash courses.

124. I am looking to go out with someone truthful and straightforward, but there aren’t many candid dates.

 

10 more silly word play sentences

We honeymooned in Cuba in 1962 during the Cuban missile crisis. Boy, that was a topical island vacation.

My ma drives slow. My da drives fast. but my ma’s da gets 40 miles to the gallon.

When the prisoner jumped down from the prison wall and talked to me as if I were a child, I thought “the con descended to me and condescended to me.”

The explanatory table at the bottom of my map was so famous, it became a legend.

I phoned you yesterday. Then I think I tried to phone you again, but I can’t recall.

The supermarket’s box of donuts contains 12, but the baker’s dozen.

The spider in my closet isn’t catching any bugs. I think he needs a better web site.

My door was already mad, but when the bull charged into it, it became a madder door.

The quarterback’s pass hit me right in the side of the head. I guess I was just destined to be ear to the thrown.

I put one recliner in front of another then gave it pom poms because it was the chair leader.

 

My original, silly word play sentences – next next set

1. Finally all the moving parts of my new water draining system are in sink.
2. My Seoul purpose in life is to visit Korea.
3. If you want to take a trip to Mars, just planet.
4. The trial of the stolen peanut butter cup was taking so long, the judge decided they should break for a short Reese’s.
5. When I told the police my stuffed animal saw the crime take place, he asked that my Teddy bear witness.
6. If Apple bought an island would they name it iLand?
7. There is a new movie out where cars turn into ranchers in drag. It’s called Transfarmers.
8. My great great great grandfather divorced his wife in San Antonio, Texas in 1836, but he always remembered the alimony.
9. 007 really should get married. I hear he comes from a long line of Bonds of holy matrimony.
10. I told my tailor I didn’t need him anymore. He said “Fine, suit yourself.”